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[FOUR FOOT NAKED BRANAGH]

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Nov. 23rd, 2008 | 10:34 pm
posted by: maxwellius in capslock_hamlet

I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT BE RELATIVE TO YOUR INTERESTS, Y/Y?



THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL POSTER I MADE AT THE END OF AUGUST FOR MY DORMITORY WALL FEATURING GOD HIMSELF. FOUR AND A HALF A4 PAGES HIGH AND TWO A4 PAGES WIDE.

ALMOST LIFESIZE, Y/N?

IF YOU'RE FEELING RATHER DIY, THE PICTURE IS HERE: http://www.branaghcompendium.com/nekkid2.jpg

1. OPEN IT IN PHOTOSHOOP.
2. RESIZE THE PICTURE SO IT IS ~*INSANELY*~ HUGE (A MILLION BY A MILLION PICKZELZ IS TOO BIG PLZ)
3. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR COLOURS IN YOUR PALETTE SET TO BLACK AND WHITE
4. GO TO FILTER > SKETCH > HALFTONE PATTERN
5. NOW IT SHOULD PRINT PRETTY AND NOT ALL PIXELLY
6. DIVIDE IN TWO (WIDTH WISE)
7. DIVIDE INTO AS MANY A4 SIZES AS YOU CAN (LENGTH WISE)
8. TAPE PIECES TOGETHER
9. TAPE TO WALL.
10. YOU NOW HAVE A ~*SEXY*~ WALL.

NAO YOU HAS TO EXPLAIN TO RANDOM PPLZ WHY YOU HAS A NAKED BRANAGH ON YOUR WALLS.
DO NOT EXPLAINS THAT IT IS FOR THE SECHZ, THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTANDS.

:D

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from: _jazzfairy
date: Nov. 24th, 2008 12:59 pm (UTC)
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I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH INKZ TO MAKE ME A LIFE SIZED BRANAGH. BUT I WILL WHEN I GET MORE INKZ & I WILL HAVE SEXY ON MY WALL.

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from: _jazzfairy
date: Nov. 24th, 2008 12:59 pm (UTC)
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OH NO WAIT WRONG ICON. EVEN THOUGH THAT ONE WAS BRANAGH IN IT TOO.

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Fisting Pigs

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from: fisting_pigs
date: Nov. 24th, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
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I THINK THAT WE SHOULD HAVE A PRESTIGIOUS CULT OF BRANAGH AND WE SHOULD ALL HAVE THIS POSTERS, THE PEOPLES WILL BE LIKE 'OMG! WHY IS THAT SEX ON YOUR WALLZ I DO NOT UNDERSTANDS AS I AM STUPID HURRRR'

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from: _jazzfairy
date: Nov. 24th, 2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
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OMG PLZ DO.

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Maxwell

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from: maxwellius
date: Nov. 24th, 2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
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I THOROUGHLY AGREE WITH THIS NOTION.

THIS IMAGE NEEDS TO BE BLOWN UP AND SHOWCASED. HIS NAKEDNESS MUST NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. HERE HERE.

I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN MANY A 'WTF U FAIL' FROM FLATMATES AND THE LIKE - THEY JUST CANNOT ~*UNDERSTAND*~ THE ****BEAUTY**** OF FRANKENSTEIN-NAKED-BRANAGH.

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from: _jazzfairy
date: Nov. 27th, 2008 01:15 am (UTC)
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I WOULD PREFER HAMLET-NAKED-BRANAGH, OR EVEN HENRY-V-NAKED-BRANAGH. HELL, SCREW IT, LOCKHART-NAKED-BRANAGH. FRANKENSTEIN NAKED BRANAGH IS ONLY BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE IS HOT & SWEATY, PERHAPS NOT SO MUCH WHEN COVERED IN FRANKENSTEIN JUICE.

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Maxwell

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from: maxwellius
date: Dec. 23rd, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
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I JUS' REMEMBERED- WHEN I SHOWED MY MUM PICTURES OF MY DORM (WAAAYYY BACK IN THE BEFORE-TIME, WHEN I WAS AT SKOOLZ) SHE ASKED ME WHO THE 'JESUS DOOD' WAS.

APPARENTLY HE LOOKS LIKE A CRUCIFIX.
LOLWUT

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